25 Random Things About Me  

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I've been Tagged!

IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER (might be rambling a bit too)

1. I have a “thing” about mint chocolate ice cream. I think it’s the best flavor in the ice cream world. I’ve always wondered why local brands don’t have this as a regular flavor. But then again I’d be reduced to hopeless destitution if they did.

2. I can emulate a lot of accents. Here’s the list:
a. British –
- regency/upper-crust brit
- street/slang brit
- hybrid brit with brogue mixed in – watch Billy Elliot to get an idea.
- Tagalog and Ilocano - Yep, you read right, I can speak Tagalog and Ilocano with a british accent.

b. Brogues –
- Scot (me and my buddy Jonathan Benito even write testimonials for each other in simulated Scottish)
- Irish (has been permanently ruined when I acquired the Indian accent though)

c. Indian – I can do indian – both genders. Yep, the lilt’s different ‘tween genders.

d. American –
- Neutral – American - accent that can be pinned down to any state in the US (usually this is the accent that call centers try to achieve in their agents)
- Texan Southern Drawl – having spoken to them for what felt like eternity in one of my past jobs, I can manipulate my tongue so my words come out sounding like I’ve been chewing gum for the last 20years (and the same gum at that). However, my best southern usually comes in the guise of the irate African-american woman (luv ito nina She and Lala). Also on this list are – Stetson –wearing cowboy, African-american man, single southern lass, white married Texan woman and Hispanic (chicano, not the castellano espanyol). Ask me about this sometime so I can let you hear the difference.

e. English – these are just inflections so I listed ‘em separately
- French-english – Hank azaria’s character in Along Comes Polly – “Ze Hippoh”
- Italian-English – Those who’ve watched The Godfather movies know how this one sounds. It’s easy to acquire, really, just try choking yourself for 5 minutes or so and your voice comes out all raspy and Mafia-y
- Russian – English – I vanna be dancer. OR… Lucy Lawless’s character in Eurotrip. Luv the “VANDERRSEX” scene. ‘nuff said.
- Bimbo-English – is this even an accent? Nope. But I sure can do it. Me ‘n Paris Hilton are, like, BFFs.
- Surfer-dude – best example I can give you with this voice is Crush the turtle from Finding Nemo.

That’s it I think. I’m working on asian accents now so the list is gonna get longer.

3. I’ve been collecting books since I was 13. My genre’s Fantasy (leaning towards Robert Jordan’s writing, never was one for Tolkien’s flowery style)/ S&S/SF and a spattering of other types of fiction. Lately, I’ve been worrying about space since my books just overflowed the latest book shelf I got as a present (o, nagpaparinig na… perfect gift for me – BOOKSHELF)

4. I collect DVDs. Pirated naman. I’m a movie buff. I can watch beloved movies 10x and still bawl at the “cry-here-and-insert-chees

y-music” parts. Been really delirious with happiness lately since I found two of the 3 great Robert Downey Jr. Chick flicks, Only You (with M. Tomei) and Heart and Souls (with E. Shue). Kulang na lang yung Chances Are (with M. Stuart Masterson)

5. I’m a volleyball addict. If a sport can become one’s significant other, volleyball’s the one for me.

6. I’m a cat person. I once gave up the chance to watch the FIVB Manila leg with once-in-a-lifetime contingent Italy, Croatia and Brazil (meaning legends Mauri Cacciatori, Ceska Piccinini, Paola Paggi, Barbara Jelic and Leila Barros were playing) because Gilbert our cat needed a pelvic bone-knitting operation when a reckless jeepney driver ran him over. On this note, I pet street cats, even weird –looking ones, almost always to the chagrin of my friends (oo, kayo yun, Abdel at Patoy)

7. I have wanderlust.

8. I take pictures.

9. I am obsessive. It takes years for me to get over something. Or someone. I can have LSS for 2weeks. And yes, because I’m obsessive, I hold grudges.

10. I HATE CIGARETTE SMOKE! I ABHOR IT! I LOATHE IT! Cig smoke brings out the unreasoning Hyde in me, so it is not unusual when I get physically violent (yep, there are different types of violent, minsan kasi virtual lang) with a smoker. I specifically hate how Reds smell.

11. I’ve always been mesmerized by large bodies of water, particularly, seas. I love the smell, the sounds and everything associated with them. Unfortunately, I am an Earth sign and I’m totally clumsy in water. Fact is, I’ve almost always had an episode of near-drowning every time my family visited the beaches when I was small. I still don’t know how to swim to this day but that doesn’t stop me from visiting a beach every chance I get. As far as I can tell though, it’s not the beach-bum type of adoration. I just love to be near the water. Maybe I’m afflicted with one of those syndromes that make you long for what you can’t have, or in this case, what you can’t conquer.

12. I’m a musician.

13. I love to tinker. Unfortunately, this was the reason why most of my toys didn’t last long when I was a kid. I’d take ‘em apart and mix other parts from other toys. Recently however, I have successfully combined parts from 3 busted generic DVD players into one working unit (hooray, pede na kong mag-electrician). I’m also my apartment’s resident plumber.

14. Unlike most in this generation, I still believe in Ghosts, UFO’s and the Fey - and I’ve got photos I took to prove they’re real too (though some might say otherwise)

15. I miss running. I miss Salcedo park. I quit my routine when I got seriously sick cause my body couldn’t take it. I’m fervently hoping I can run again someday.

16. Favorite time of the day – 3-5pm. For me, this beats sunsets/sunrises. I specially love sunny, windy afternoons when everything looks blue and gilded.

17. Orange is my favorite color. It’s gratifying how a large number of my friends know this kasi I barely have Orange-colored clothes or belongings.

18. I’m clairvoyant. Totoo yan, wag magduda.

19. I hate Beer. I hate the smell, I hate the taste. But I still drink it anyway, pag walang choice.

20. I love to eat. I consider food as one of the best things in being alive (besides the more practical reason of course).

21. Dancers fascinate me.

22. I go for the weird. They influence me in varying degrees.

23. I firmly believe in speaking out my mind. So if you see me and we run out of small talk, I just say “out my mind”.

24. My pet names for my sisters are Peykchupuxkwenah and Pushinet.

25. Mahal ko si Mr.Kabab.

Kill The Cat Killer!  

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There are things that make me angry. and then there are those that make me raging mad. i just read this post (link pm'd by one of my colleagues and fellow UPian and catperson, Kerwin Nicolas) about a certain UP student, Joseph Carlo Candare, an alleged cat- killer. The info was posted by another UPian blogger (ty for being so concerned) about how and why a hapless little kitten was killed by a vicious beast of a teenager. here's CatKiller's post on his multiply site (fortunately copied by Upian blogger, before the site was closed, probably because of numerous Abuse reports) -


Name: Joseph Carlo Candare
Nickname: JC
Age: 18
School: UP Diliman (nop for long!!!)
Course: Applied Physics
Hometown: Butuan City
Multiply: http://myperfectsymmetry.multiply.com/

The entry

4th Epic Fail: An Accidental Crime. First day sa supercon. Lunch time came. On our way out of old NIP I saw the cat I almost killed last Tuesday. Now everyone knows I hate cats. It's an unexplainable feeling towards them. Like some internal hatred. Hindi ko talaga alam kung bakit pero anumang pagpipigil sa sarili ay hindi sapat upang mapangibabawan ang panggigil ko sa mga pusa. I pulled it on its tail and threw it. Then like some pro wrestler I jumped on it and my feet landed on it's torso. Slam! Felt good! But the cat didn't die, well not yet. It ran for it's life and just as I was about to catch up on it somebody yelled: "Pwede bang pabayaan mo yung pusa?!". It was instant and involuntary. I stopped on my tracks. Nobody ever stopped me when assaulting cats. Well I guess there's always a first time for everything. The cat got away. Or at least that's what i thought. So we went to lunch Mel, Jayson, Tracy and me. After lunch, balik na sa kung anumang naiwang gawain. Then Tracy and Mel told me " Hui Jc napatay mo yung pusa". Hours later, habang abala sa XRD, a guy came in. Tanong niya: "Sinong pumatay dun sa pusa?" Bang! Dat was me boi. Guilty as charged.

I didn't see it die pero sabi ni Myles it coughed up blood or at least something like that daw. Didn't realize I gave it a fatal hit. This isn't the first time I've killed a cat but this time it's different. It didn't occur to me back then that the cat had a leash. So I think somebody owns it. Well it's very well loved in NIP from what I heard and I just ended it's life.
So there you go I'm sorry. And I wont be striking another one for maybe about a month. It feels good when your beating it(a cat) up but you suddenly feel something strange when it turns off permanently. That's how I feel right now. And maybe for the next days. Dang, am I a cat serial killer?

Obviously, this guy doesn't have a clue that his current mindset is setting him towards becoming a serial killer (they always start out torturing little animals).

I hope this guy gets karma big time. It's an ever bigger shame that he's currently studying in UP- dapat he should know better because he's being provided with premium education. Maybe it just goes to show how twisted he is, and perhaps, he may already be irrevocably damaged inside. People like him always turn out for the worse. I pray na maagapan pa sya. If not, at least, sana, one day when he's out walking, he encounters some crazy guy strong enough to throw him up into the air and for fun, stomps on his torso as he hits the floor. That should show him.

Gushing about the local band scene  

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Last Saturday, my band, Distantshores, had the privilege of performing with some of the upcoming talents in the Philippine underground scene. The experience was one of the few good events I’ve gone to for quite a while now, so I felt compelled to write about it. The event was spearheaded by friends of ours, Rj Chaves and Aries, the guys who started the After Shift Jam series; gigs usually done during the early morning hours to cater to call center agents. Saturday’s gig was one of the rare occasions that the event was done at night, it was even featured as live webstreaming from 6Underground’s website.
Anyhoo, we confirmed last on the bandlist, so we were slated to perform as the 7th(last) band. Nevertheless, my bandmates and I intentionally went in early so that we could watch the performances by the other bands (kasi we heard apparently yung mga kasama namin that night were really good). I think we made the right decision. The bands who performed not only lived up to the hype, pero they actually took it to the next level. So here I am, tryin’ to help these musicians out, cause if they deserve anything for their music, it’s being heard and appreciated.

Here they are;

The Ram Chaves band (formerly known as Sutil) – You might have seen Ram (known as RJ pa rin to most) in the TV show Pinoy Idol. He finished third. If you ask me, Ram’s beyond anything inane such as being known as “third”. Some people might say “di sya nanalo kasi ginagaya nya si bamboo”– that’s just ignorant banter. You wouldn’t say that if you’ve seen him perform live. This guy, si Ram, along with his bandmates, Wilbert, Bong and their new bassist (sorry didn’t get the name-pero he placed 1st in The Rj Nationwide search for Music Hero, si Dob, our bassist was on the top ten) – perform their hearts out when they play. They’re really good to watch, the type of show that just makes you want to sing along, if only you knew the lyrics. Anyhoo, all those people who didn’t vote for Rj, you’ve just been upyoursed. Kasi they have an album coming out in January under VIVA records. Fortunately, things always have a way of working out. ☺

Menaya – I’ve heard about this band while to talking to a former bandmate of mine. One time, nagkita kami, he said, “uy, vote mo naman sa NU countdown ung band ng best friend ko, he plays guitar for MENAYA”. Syempre, ako naman, haven’t even heard of the band so I just gave a noncommittal answer. Watching them play sa 6Underground totally changed my outlook. The few songs they performed were enough to convert me to a full-fledged fan. Menaya’s music is not the usual Filipino-yi sound you hear on the radio. It actually sounds like they’re foreigners. I’m not trying to sound like I’m belittling anything sounding Filipino-yi, I’m just trying to give a distinction (I hope I don’t offend anyone with this thought). As I was saying, I was really surprised kasi ang ganda-ganda ng tunog nila. Just my type. It’s easy-listening-rock-na-hindi-maingay-kahit-nakadistort-ang-gitars. Astig. You can put their CD in the car stereo and go on a joy ride habang inuulit-ulit ito sa playlist. If you wanna know what I mean, just check them out sa record stores, their second CD’s already out.

Ursa Minor – Besides the fact that the band’s astig kasi they have a female drummer (I personally think that girls who can rock as well as or even better than some guys are innately cool) they’ve got a really great sound. Try to catch them at their gigs; I think they’re pretty active in the underground scene, so those of you who are part of music mailing lists sa yahoo groups would usually see them on gig scheds. I don’t know if they have an album out yet, pero I’m sure to buy one if they do.

** at this point, I’m gonna plug in for my fellow musikeros na rin kasi they too deserve kudos, kahit na sa simpleng post lang.

Ambermoon (Effect) – They currently reside and gig in Baguio, although they’ve already performed here in Manila. I really respect these guys not only because I personally know them pero kahit na I haven’t had the opportunity to watch them play live, I’ve listened to their demo songs sa soundclick and they sound really good. Dati kong kabanda si Rubena, vox nila. She’s one of the best female singers in the Philippines. If you don’t want to take my word for it, you can always watch them perform and you’ll know it for fact. Bukod dun, her band’s got a heck of a repertoire for musicians, si Jethro, si Sev, si Oliver and their lead guitars (sorry po, I haven’t met him pa) – they’re all really, really adept, judging from their songs. So please try to catch them play, if you can.

The Lowtechs – Another band I’m really proud to be acquainted with. Gelo, the vox, was my blockmate nung college sa Fine Arts. They’ve made quite a name for themselves sa underground scene. So bukod me being happy about my blockmate, I’m proud that these guys, Baguio guys all, are on their way to success dito sa Manila (and it’s really hard to make a distinction at all dito, as I should know).

TabassTabass’s music in three words – FUN FUN FUN. Met them sa After Shift Jam. You haven’t had a really good bar experience unless you’ve seen AJ, Suzi and Bennet perform onstage (it gets even better if they’re inebriated). Their music, with some quips and anecdotes thrown in for laughs, really make watching them a novel experience. Astig kasi pag nakikipagsabayan ka sa kanila lalo na sa mga kanta nila like “Gusto Ko Matutong Mag-Rap” or “Granma” or their cover of Wham’s Careless Whisper. Their single – “Balat Kayo” is currently number four on the Pinoy Rock Countdown on 105.9 after only a week of airplay. I’m urging anyone who reads this to lend a hand and cast a vote.

Kastigo – This time, don't know them personally pero I’m still gonna write about them. Got acquainted with their music through Sir Eric (my account’s Creative Director) a fellow local music enthusiast. I think the guitar guy is some kind of a guitar henyo. Apparently he doesn’t use a pick when playing the guitar. Magaling sya, magaling sila. Their song Kapag Kapiling Ka (KKK) is on my Ipod’s jogging playlist. I’ve once had this song on repeat for a whole day at work – it’s that catchy. They’ve got an album out so try to ask about them on your local music stores.

Traumaligno – Boom, the vox, I do know from college (seems a lot of people I know from college are currently in the band scene). His band’s also released an Indie album, called “Baon". Astig rin ang tunog nila. The guitars sound great and of course, astig ang bosses ni Boom (heard he got the best vox award sa After Shift Jam awards last year).

Basilica – Been hoping to see them perform live for quite some time now. Di ko matyempuhan. Magaling kasi sila e. Watching them’s gonna be on top of my current to-do list. They’re that good.

EvenThis band, di ko pa naririnig. Di ko rin kilala. I just read from a post though that
they won the latest Red Horse Muziklaban competition. And they’re from Baguio. Kudos to them.

I know that most of you might think the only reason I’m promoting these bands is because of the fact that I know most of them. The thing is, I am taking the time to write about them because as a musician, I’ve listened to and appreciated their music. More than that, I know that their gifts of melody have been given to them for a reason; it might be for something as shallow as trying to have a good time or something as serious as you finding something you can relate to and that something might even inevitably alter your life’s path. Of course, that just might be the romantic in me speaking, but who knows? Anything is possible. For those reasons, I know I’m gonna sound cliché by finishing this post by urging everyone not to buy pirated CDs’ but for these bands and all other struggling musicians out there, one Original CD bought means quite a lot, so I am gonna endure becoming part of the generic crowd at least this once. Here goes, PLEASE, DON’T BUY PIRATED CDs, TANGKILIKIN ANG SARILING ATIN.

Like falling off a bike. literally.  

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I fell off my mountain bike last Friday. Actually, let me rephrase that, I flew off my mountain bike last Friday; arms-and-legs flailing, screaming-my-head-off flying. It’s the kind of stupidity I thought I outgrew, like peer pressure and cutting classes to go drinking. The most embarrassing thing about it was, about 25 people saw me actually careening through the air. I can only imagine the collective thought going through everyone’s heads at the time (including mine) – what an idiot.
The funny thing is, I still couldn’t believe it could happen to me – I, who spent my childhood enmeshed in animate activities that would drive any sane parent to tooth-clacking, knee-trembling hysteria if only they knew about it.
When I was a kid, I’ve jumped (fallen) down 10-foot walls while lugging a bag of stolen kamotes (and running from a fuming gardener waving a big-ass bolo), slid down streetlight poles ala fireman-in-action, scaled bayabas and avocado trees in search of Y-shaped branches for slingshots, illegally entered park premises by clambering up the park fences and various other monkey-brained schemes. Most importantly, and I guess, not surprisingly, because of my seemingly uncontained childhood adrenaline, I’ve found the time to learn and eventually become accomplished in Roller Skating, BMX and skateboarding. I’m not going to say that my skills could’ve gotten me into the X-Games, that would’ve been exaggerating, but suffice it to say that for a 10yr old kid and a GIRL for that matter, I could beat most teenagers in a karera.
Anyway, considering my past life as an adrenaline-pumped (kiti-kiti if my mother had anything to say about it) juvenile reprobate, I should have known better than to speed up on a curve. So, here I am with severely bruised elbows and knees and various black and blue pain points on my body. That’s not the only problem though. I’ve been having a constant headache since the incident happened and it’s been four days already. I haven’t told my older sister (the tattletale) nor my mom about it. My mom wasn’t too happy about what happened and has called me repeatedly since Saturday morning so that she could recite a sermon I’ve heard the -enth time using a voice usually reserved to start wildebeest stampedes. The headache’s not actually a big deal, I could even ignore it if I wanted to but knowing when it started and speculating about the probable cause, it’s starting to worry me A LOT. Unfortunately (or ironically), though I never backed down from a challenge, I go tail-between-the-legs scared when it comes to doctors. No, I’ve never been hospitalized because of my over-active behavior as a child so you can rule that out. I just don’t like going to doctors, or to hospitals, for that matter. Maybe it's my irrational fear, like what other people have against ghosts; though on my part, I fear something more concrete. I don’t know what to do. I know it’s unreasonable – I’m covered by medical insurance and I need only get a doctor’s appointment and be present on the day of the appointment, but I just can’t seem to do it. I really don’t know what to do. Maybe it’s just paranoia. I’m fervently hoping that what I’m feeling is only Hypochondria because at least that way, I’m only imagining the pain and there’s really nothing wrong beyond my usual cookoo-ness.
Nevertheless, I am going to give myself a deadline, if this headache’s still with me on Friday, it’s off to the Doctor on the weekend for me (which I'm still fervently hoping against). Wish me luck. Sana all it is is a concussion and nothing worst.

Try To Look Up, Tilt Your Chin Up A Bit , Then Smile  

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Lately I’ve been trying soooo hard to keep my perspective about things. It just seems that everything’s not satisfactory anymore.
Anyway, I’ve been trying to keep myself enthused by a few things that I think are really helping me keep my attention away from more dejecting matters.

Reading blogs – I’ve discovered that reading some of my friends’ blogs are actually therapeutic. Why? Getting to know them better through their posts just assures you that you’re not as disturbed as you thought you were. This is a very good thing because, you find out that you do belong to a group, albeit a looney one. ☺ ahhh, the rewards of a comfort zone. Besides, reading about problems and anecdotes not your own gives you a glimpse of life from another perspective, and that’s always refreshing.

Finding a hobby – Lately, I’ve been trying to condition my body into returning to its former athlete-form (I played varsity tennis in college till I busted my shoulder). I realized that besides the fact that I’m beginning to look like a fat-ass, I may be someone who might be described as one who’s “gone to seed”. I find it troubling to be bothered by a phrase that I’m not even sure I know the meaning of. Anyway, I always read about that saying in books, when the author describes the former athlete with the current beer paunch. Just thinking about it depresses me. So, here I am, willing to take on a new hobby to battle the invasion of flab. More importantly, running’s keeping me from brooding too much (it's really hard to be "brooding" when you're about to collapse from exhaustion). This time, I guess having a hobby’s more than just about the hobby itself. Besides, just the thought of eventually looking better is always a welcome addition to the list of pick-me-ups.

Pasta Catatonia! - I recently experimented with making a pasta dish throwing together various ingredients I found in my apartment's pantry - Penne pasta, thyme, rosemary, tuna chunks in veg oil, rock salt (yes, rock salt since i couldn't locate where my housemates kept the iodized variety), some capers, pitted olives and a bit of corn oil (sounds eww).
I'm not gonna call the activity cooking because I don't think boiling penne qualifies as cooking anyway. Nevertheless, I think I came out of the experiment successfully because everyone I've forced into sampling my pasta told me I did good, meaning- they gorged and were satisfied. More importantly, they exclaimed that the taste was really yummy. This means a lot, because the majority of people I've fed so far- mainly my housemates - haven't really tasted anything I've put together, besides the usual hotdogs and instant noodles.
I'm not really the cooking type. The last time I cooked, I remember my Dad and I having a row about why I couldn't even fry an egg right. I felt so bad, I ran away from home, well, for 5 hours at least. I went back because I found a lost kitty and had to return home to get some milk - I remembered seeing a can in our refrigerator.
Back to the story - I named my dish Pasta Catatonia! (note the exclamation point, yes, it's part of the dish's name, so you have to say it with flourish) jokingly warning my housemates that a bite of it can render you Catatonic for 5 minutes. I haven't had anyone go into a coma yet so another hoorah for me.

A new pet – I have been reluctant to get a pet since my kitten, Cleocatra a.k.a memeh, an abyssinian mau, died. She mistakenly ate rat poison at our neighbor’s gym, thinking it might have been her usual fare of Whiskas cat food. I was so distraught over her death, I wasn’t able to go home to the apartment for 2 weeks. I had to bunk over at my sister’s apartment until the grief became at least bearable. Call me a drama queen, but I couldn’t help it, I am and always have been, a cat person.

memeh my cat
Anyway, we do have a new pet now, a little puppy by the name of Falcor (named after the Neverending story’s Luck Dragon).
Falcor a.k.a Maximus Decimus Meridius
He may not be a cat but I treat him like one.
He’s such a small bundle of excitement and energy that you can’t help but smile just by looking at his antics. That’s one less frown for a day. ☺
more new pets, Antoinette "Grabiddy" Rabbit and Seamus the Kitty


Music – I’m really thankful that I’ve been given a chance to relive my music this year. I am thankful that my bandmates have found the time and exerted the effort to go to our jamming sessions and play our music like they did when first we met.
I am thankful to have found a gig with a good sound system and a good crowd and to have sung my heart out, because of it.
I wish I had the patience to sit down one day and finally work on the multitude of recorded voice notes and rough riffs in my cellphone so I can arrange them into complete songs (and good ones, at that).
I wish that we could continue recording our songs so that we can finally release our Demo CD.
I thank the Lord that He has given me the gift to create and be music. It’s always been one of the soothing constants in my life and without it, I may have sunk into the doldrum mire a long, long time ago.

Anyway, that’s my list for now. I’m not sure if it’s going to be a lot of help to you reader, but I hope it has kept you from thinking about your worries, even if it’s just for a little while.
Find things to distract you, find things that make you smile. Sooner or later, you’ll be surprised that you’ve passed your “down-phase” and everything’s gotten better.

Mesmerized  

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no, i am not going home until i sort myself out. homesick..homesick..homesick..
besides, baka magkita pa tayo and all hell will break loose.

You make me want to write. I, who writes as often as the elusive thunderstorm vents its fury in summer.
I hate it that you make me feel this way.
I hate being so out of myself and being so insecure, especially since being in control is what makes me tick in front of people.
The worst part of it is of you having no idea about how you affect me so.
It must be grand being your usual ordinary self yet affecting someone in an extraordinary way.
i hate losing myself this way, especially, losing myself to a person who i'm not even sure is worth losing oneself into.
Hence, I'm instigating this constant battle to hate you.
It's a defense mechanism you see, it would be better for me if I didn't like you too much because eventually (and inevitably), it wouldn't hurt too much either.
So stop being your usual charming self and at least show a little bad character.

I don't know what I see in you anyway. You're a nerd and from what I've personally seen so far, boring.
You're someone who doesn't usually deviate from convention and that makes you as interesting as fighting off a yawn during a sleepy school afternoon.
Worst of all, you look like the type of person who basks in a comfort zone.
This means, you content yourself by having and being what others expect you to be and not even exerting effort to go beyond the cliches.
I know it's unfair that I've put you in a box and I know it's more than unfair that that box is made up of nothing but speculations and vindictive thoughts but, as you may have gathered already, if you're the between-the-lines type, I'm desperately looking for ways to preserve myself.

I'm sure that in reality, you're more than a person in a box and you're even more wonderful
than what I clearly deny myself to see but right now, I don't want to think about that.
You see, I've got everything to lose in this game and what gets to me is you're not even in it.

#13 General V. Lim Street and other stories  

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When I was a kid, we lived in a big old colonial house that people who saw it for the first time would always automatically think they’re looking at a genuine haunted house. We were still relatively poor then, we didn’t have a house of our own and lived with two other families renting with us. It’s not as pitiful as it sounds though. The house was what writers would describe as “rambling” in novels. It was a 2-storey relic from the 1900’s, which means, it was there when the Japanese invaded our islands and when the Americans came in force to the Cordilleras, to help repel the attacking foes. Since the house was so big, we shared the ground floor with the G*******s, a family of four, who had 2 children the same age as my sister and I. The 2nd story was rented by the B*******s, a married couple who were richer than most (they were both officials in a government agency department), but too scrimpy to buy a house of their own. They had a son whom I couldn’t remember much, since he was about 7 yrs my senior. The B*******s, also served as the monthly rent-collectors, since they personally knew the owners of the house, an old Spanish family by the name of Ricafort, who were residing here in Manila. The rent money was supposedly sent out by mail every month-end, but it was a favorite topic of our elders back then, guessing how much the B*******s pocketed and how much was actually collected by the Ricaforts.
The house was built according to the style of American suburb houses - if you used to visit Baguio back then (‘80s- early ‘90s), you would recognize it looking like one of the Camp John Hay cottages. If you weren’t fortunate enough to have seen the Camp back then (hence having no idea how the cottages looked like) let me just give a brief description. They were made of white enamel- painted wood, with chocolate brown foundations and green-shingled tile/ wood roofs. I know, it’s a lousy description, but hey, I was about 10 when I last saw them. Anyway, take that image of a house and imagine it with the paint being the worse for wear but big enough so that a mob of 25 could live inside comfortably.
Adding to the fascination of it being a humongous, old house with a long history, it was located in a neighborhood that we locals termed as “bakasyunan”. Every year during the Lenten season, especially on Holy Week, our neighborhood would fill up with actors, actresses and other big names in the country taking a break from work. When I say big names, I don’t exaggerate - Isabel Granada, Aiko Melendez and Robin Padilla, to name a few, used to spend Semana Santa in the vacation houses lining our street. It was totally exhilarating to live next door to the current matinee idol/ love team at that time.
Our area was prime real estate due to a few reasons. First was the location, it was a 5-minute walk from Burnham Park. You might think that we were overrun by tourists all the time but, actually, we were at the ‘back” part of the park, away from the market and the major road that led to the business district. The only people who actually knew about our street were locals who knew that traffic was virtually non-existent in that part of town. Additionally, our neighborhood was located within the side of Baguio that wasn’t congested and instead of the numerous buildings that were popping up like mushrooms after the storm at that time, the General Lim (our street) area was still surrounded by majestic pine trees. For the better part of the year, the big houses in our street were deserted, like big mammals that hibernate until summer comes along, then becomes full of life again as their vacationing owners – their families, friends, friends’ friends return from the lowlands.
Living in General Lim, my playmates were mostly composed of the caretakers’ kids. Schooldays would be an endless longing for dismissal. At about 2:00pm, the street would start filling up with kids still in school uniforms (almost always being chased by elder sisters who were usually in charge of family laundry) eagerly awaiting their playmates. My dad was abroad at that time and my mom also had a day job, so my sister and I were left to the care of aunts and older cousins staying with us for college schooling. Anyway, I was free to spend the remainder of the day outdoors, familiarizing and eventually mastering all the things kids considered important stuff back then. I guess one of the main reasons I had a pretty good chilhood was because of the fact that almost all of the kids in General Lim were at my age group. Hence, we shared the same interests and gave import to the same things. Usually topmost on our agendas were of course, games.
Children who grew up without strict supervision would know that the “games” cycled like seasons throughout the year. January would start out as the “tex” season. If you don’t know what tex is, dati eto ung mga maliliit na karton na may print sa harap, then themed with local movies like Inday inday sa balitaw, Kumander Bawang, Valentina at ang anak ni Zuma, Pik Pak Boom and Lintik lang ang walang ganti, to name a few. The children of General Lim would usually go around the block carrying a shoebox each, containing the precious tex. The kid who’s currently on a days-long winning streak would even use the things to make business, selling tex at 10pieces for 2pesos. This gimmick really worked well if, once the loser bought 10 pieces, current winner would usually challenge him to another bet-all game, thus getting back the tex he’s sold. To be a good tex player, you should know terms like “cha”, “choob”, “kasado” and “quits” by heart.
After tex would come the season of rubberbands. I think I know and played almost every Filipino game involving rubberbands. There are the physical games like sipa, 5-5, 10-15, high jump and Chinese Garter and the acquire games like Pitik, Toss and “tatsing”. Like tex, we paraded around with our rubberband-chain links wrapped around our torsos imitating what Hulk Hogan and “Macho Man” Randy King Savage did with their World Wrestling Federation Belts. I also mastered how to make paper and plastic kites and we would steal thread from our moms’ sewing kits to have kite-flying contests on windy days.
The boys also taught me to play Turumpo or the top (hmm sounds kinky). I learned how to distinguish a top that would turn smoothly by looking at the body contour, type of wood and the construction nail used to assemble the toy. Besides that, I also know how to “pick up” a spinning top into my palm or aim it accurately so that it drills a hole into a Spartan tsinelas, once released from the top string. I’ve played jolen, Washington, taguan (moonlit nights were the best), patintero, langit lupa, tumbang preso, touch the body, pog, monkeymonkey, sawsaw suka, catcher, piko, luksong-baka, pitik-bulag and games that were so obscure, we had to invent names for them.
There was a day that we looked forward to every summer, when winged ants would fill the air due to the mating season. We would cut up big cans of Nido or Bear Brand and stuffed dried pine needles inside. We lit these up and ran all over the street screaming our lungs out while waving the cans in the air so the smoke would repel the winged insects. Thinking back, I don’t think this method was effective against the ants at all and the only thing we got from it were scoldings when we got home because we smelled and looked like we just came in from a forest fire, but it still was a ritual we kids looked forward to every year.
When we got bored with playing, we went adventuring.
As I previously mentioned, General Lim and the other streets included in the barangay was in an area with big, deserted houses, tall pine trees and vacant lots overrun with weeds, ivy, kamote plants and sunflowers. There’s a story told by the old people in our street. Apparently, when the Japanese came into the Philippines, they used the then standing houses in our barangay as temporary garrisons. A prevalent (and favorite) topic regarding this alleged “history” of our place were the ghost stories. Anyway, I’m going to enumerate some of them and before you accuse me of digressing, let me just say that I think these stories play an important role in understanding why living in General Lim was such a novel experience. So, here goes.

GHOST STORIES
There was this one house situated in the Legarda-General Lim street corner where, it was whispered, that a headless priest shows up every time a blackout occurs. Another house crumbling and abandoned, supposedly became the den of occultists/ Satanists because of the atrocities committed there during the war. One childhood rite we had to perform was to go up to the porch of the said house and knock 3x. We were scared witless because the windowpanes had weird markings that we used to think were arcane writings of those who dwelled within. Another ghost story favorite of mine was “the march”. Our neighbor, an old caretaker by the name of auntie Mary would tell us that on foggy nights, one could hear the faint thump of marching boots in cadence on the deserted street. The house adjacent to us was rumored to have been built on top of a hospital that was blown up during the bombings, it being in particular a children’s nursery - which might explain why, on cold nights, some profess to hearing babies crying and children wailing like they were in a lot of pain.
Of course, our house had its own claim to fame. Remember when I mentioned that it looked like a haunted house? That was because we believed it was one. The story is about one of the Ricafort clan, the only daughter. Apparently it was her wedding day when the Japanese came to take the house as part of their headquarters. Ricafort (don’t know the married name) and husband were shot down in front of the house for refusing to let the Japanese inside the gate. Some said that they occasionally see someone wearing what looked like a wedding dress circling our house every now and then. They say that the Ricafort ghost still haunts the area looking for her husband. For some reason though, I wasn’t afraid of living there. Even when sometimes, we could hear the thump of running feet on our ceiling when we knew that the B*******s had gone out, we still went on our daily business unalarmed. Perhaps the reason was, we believed that the Ricafort ghost had been protecting our house instead of haunting it, which explains why it’s still standing even after the Japanese apparently bombed our area in the 1940’s. At times when there were really strong typhoons, the house would creak and shudder but never fail to shelter. In the 1990 earthquake, the cliff beside our house collapsed in a landslide, but the massive rocks stopped short of the house’s side wall.

We believed all the “Japanese” stories regarding our neighborhood. The reason? We used to dig up 3-inch long bullets when we went searching for kamotes to roast in our street bonfires (a ritual involving a pile made of lots of dried pine needles and freshly dug kamotes carefully placed in the middle). My dad and his friends found bayonets (a weapon favored by the Japanese infantry) canon balls, wallets, boots and various stuff that looked to have been war-era at the vacant lot behind our house. There was even a scrawl in our bathroom saying “john was here during the war, 1942”.
The most interesting story I guess is what drew treasure hunters in droves to our community. Standing theory is that the Japanese, having lost the war, left in such a hurry that they buried part of the Yamashita trove in one of the caves that riddled the stretches of unkempt land in our neighborhood. Different treasure hunting types (complete with spelunking equipment) would arrive at least 2 times a year to snoop around and try to verify if the theory is true. Of course, being protective of the relative privacy of our area, we would usually tell them that it’s just a local joke. Anyway, it was all very exciting stuff to us kids and we sometimes tried to do some “treasure hunting” ourselves, but since we also knew the part of the story about various booby traps and curses attached to the “treasure” we never got farther than a few feet into the caves.

Another highpoint of living in General Lim was being so close to Burnham Park. My barkada and I would spend weekends and idle summer days going to the park trying out the swings, monkey bars, slides and seesaws. The BMX craze afflicted us when we watched ET a few years after it was released. We all became bicycle fanatics. I can still remember my first try on a rented park bike, 8 years old aboard a wobbling bike desperately trying to avoid colliding with a garbage pile while my friends laughed their hearts out. Even without bikes of our own, we became adepts, living so close to the park. One of our favorite pastimes was challenging tourist-looking kids to kareras. After our BMX craze, we graduated to skateboarding, then to Roller Skating by the time the skating rink opened in the early ‘90s.
We also took advantage of the other perks the park had to offer. Most memorable were the days that we went “fishing” in Burnham Lake for Carpa fish using Oishi and Ringbee chips for bait and a rebended safety pin tied with a string for our hooks. We would carry home our Carpa fishes in the empty Oishi junkfood containers and feed them to our cats (I think this was my “cruel kid who tortured small animals” phase). When Christmas season arrived, we bought our fireworks with money we “earned” from singing Christmas carols to park goers. Our scheme involved going to the park at early evening then singing carols to lovers huddled on isolated park benches. They were usually our “victims” because they could not wait to get rid of us and get back to whatever they were doing in the secluded spot so they usually gave us big sums of money (P5, wow!) for us to move along.
Note: I was very lucky that the General Lim- Burnham Area was still safe when I was growing up, as a result, our parents never really worried about us much so we went everywhere within the vicinity.

Anyway, however much the park attractions lured us, we still spent most of our childhood time wandering through our own neighborhood. A few minutes walk/ climb from the plateau at the back of our house would get us to the infamous Don Ramon Roces Rose garden. Apparently, the Don’s eldest son suffered from asthma and the sprawling rose garden was planted and maintained for him as a gift from his dad. Being another vacation place, we would invade the Roces grounds and head to the 3 big ponds within the Garden. We held contests every rainy season to see who could catch the most tadpoles in an hour. Beyond the Roces property, is the Prieto compound, a series of fenced in European-looking vacation houses (complete with a private driveway that looked more like a private road) guarded by a lone caretaker. Needless to say, we raided the empty houses whenever we had the chance. We didn’t steal anything; we just wanted to feel the thrill of how it was like to be inside the seemingly brooding but still grand houses. Our favorite spot within the compound was the breathtaking view of the Baguio Convention Center, seen through the caretaker’s carefully kept flower garden. On sunny mornings, it was like being in another country, or another world for that matter.

We moved away from General Lim in my third year in high school because by then, my parents were able to afford a house of our own. I think that was the time that childhood really ended for me. Looking back I think childhood was left behind in General Lim Street. We all knew, that as happy as we were to have our own place, the house and area we spent my early years in still held a different appeal.
Anyway, I wrote this post because I dreamed about General Lim last night. I woke up and realized that although I’m years and miles away from that wondrous place, I have never truly outgrown it. Its magic and appeal will always be a part of me and I am gratified because somehow I know that a new batch of kids is continuing the adventure we took part in years ago.